About Astrid and her alter ego, Fluffy

Do your inside and your outside match? If they don’t, then you’ll understand why I have to introduce myself twice.

(Outside) If you would all turn your heads this way, that’s it, thank you. Perfect. I’m Astrid – sexy, voluptuous, Mediterranean olive skin, long dark flowing curls that almost cover my nipples. Expressive, dark, wooing eyes and … wait for it … two perfectly reconstructed silicone 34C breastesses.

I’m a lipstick lesbian on a mission to seduce as many women into my life as possible. I always wear black eye shadow; if not black then dark brown, I wear skirts and dresses and power suits. My cunt is hairless. Lazer treatment, baby! When I talk to you, I make you feel like you’re the only one on the planet and that I’ll never forget your face or the way you smell, and you’ll adore me.

And if you don’t, I’ll just find someone else to. I’m always in control, unless I’m having sex, then I’m your slave, your bitch, your anything … as long as I pick the game.

(Inside) Hello, I’m Fluffy. I’m what Astrid sees when she looks in the mirror. Astrid’s also scared that people will run away when they meet Fluffy. Fluffy is clumsy, androgynous, masturbates every day, and watches too many cartoons and too much porn. I wear tortoise-shell glasses and my hair is… well, fluffy. I make Astrid say odd things when she gets nervous. I trip and walk into things, which Astrid always manages to cover up because she’s funny and makes people laugh. 

While you’ll adore Astrid, I’m the one that will be googling your name, stalking you on facebook and obsessing over you all day and in my dreams.

I’m the one that loves you with a bursting heart. I’m the one that misses you and secretly continues to stalk you well after you’ve stopped adoring me, even when Astrid has moved on. I want to tie you up and make you mine forever, and if you stray I’ll whip you, slut. 

Together we’re a killer team. It’s awful.

Fluffy and Astrid’s Favorite Books and Music

Astrid’s fave books

Sarah Waters:  Tipping the Velvet, Fingersmith, Affinity, The Night Watch.

Jeanette Winterson: Written on the body, Sexing the Cherry, Gut Symmetries, Oranges are Not the Only Fruit, The Passion

Ali Smith: Anything.

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

Emma Donoghue: Anything.

Carol Queen: The Leather Daddy and The Femme

Lynn Breedlove: Godspeed

Patrick Suskind: Perfume

Diana Cage: A Taste for blood

The Mammoth Book of Lesbian Erotica (volumes 1 to 34855)

Nigel Cawthorne: Sex lives of the Famous Lesbians.

Katherine V Forrest: Curious Wine.

Radclyffe (Not Hall. The other one): Anything.

Karin Kallmaker: Anything.

Pam Keesey, for your undead darker erotica

Various: Hard Road easy Riding: Lesbian Biker Erotica.

I know I’m forgetting someone … romance … lesbian .... erotica … hmmm? Aaaahh ... And Sappho.

Astrid’s Music

Aerosmith

Bon Jovi

Uh huh Her

Tegan and Sara

Scissor Sisters

AC/DC

Def Leapard

Matchbox 20

Pink

Melissa Etheridge (ha ha)

Queen

ZZ top

Jimi Hendrix

Guns n Roses

Collective Soul

The Answer

Fluffy’s Books

The Adventures Of a Lesbian College School Girl - A graphic novel by Petra Waldron and Jennifer Finch.

Erich von Gotha: The Troubles of Janice Series.

Micki sighs in the Desert - A graphic novel by Bruno Gmunder

Erich von Gotha: Twenty 2

Fluffy’s music

High school musical soundtrack

Hairspray soundtrack

Grease soundtrack

My Chemical Romance

Scouting for Girls

Alice Cooper