Meeting girls

So how the fuck do you meet people in this town? Or any town for that matter! It’s all: ‘Mom, Dad I’m gay!” Then you go striding through that closet door onto pinker pastures and plop … now what? And with whom?

Having no mates to ogle over chicks with is worse than having no chick. If you’re a lesbian you’ll disagree and I’m ok with that. But let me ask you this: Can you salivate over chicks with your girlfriend? NO!

However, at this point anything will do. Fuck buddy, girlfriend, friend, pretty much anything that has tits and knows who Katherine Moening is.

Must find friends. I make it sound like it’s something easy like grocery shopping which isn’t even easy if you’re indecisive like me.

Wish me luck. If you have any advice, don’t keep it to yourself. Unless of course we’re competing in the same Sapphic pool in the same huge city. If we are, send me your number. My interests are women, Xbox 360 and long walks through the inner city. 

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