Columns: Tag – Baby
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Tell us about your first time
I never knew whether I’d lost my virginity that night or not. I do know that nine months or so later – and ten, and eleven, and eighteen and twenty seven – I worried myself silly about the possibility that the dumpy little schoolgirl with whom I’d misbehaved would appear unannounced at my university residence door with, (impossible thought!) my baby in her arms.
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The greatest contraceptive (Or how to have it all - and children.)
Our two year old has breast radar. As soon as my husband’s hand comes anywhere near mine, or it gets exposed to even one millimetre of daylight, he’s there. Grinning. He feels an ownership, clearly, and my husband’s protestations that “He found them first” go way over his little curly blonde head.
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The parents’ sex quiz
Only take this quiz if you are a parent.
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How to have sex when you’re expecting
The most important expectant parents should remember is that after baby is born, you will have to wait many years before you can have rampant sex around your house. By the time your children are old enough to be away for the whole night, you may be old enough not to want rampant sex around your house.
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The Curse of the Yummy Mummies
I stifle a scream as I stare at yet another tabloid feature on the incredible post-birth slimdowns of Nicole Ritchie, J Lo and their ilk. While these women have certainly “brought sexy back” to motherhood, they have also created ludicrous standards for ordinary women.
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To suck or not to suck?
I have two nipple horror stories. I save them for particularly dull dinner parties when I want to horrify all those present. Especially the men.
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